Uncle!

December 31st, 2011

In case it has passed you by (not like we’ve been vocal about it or not) I became an uncle on the 16th! This means I can finally live up to my old nickname “Uncle Alice” (very long story).

Little Elias Joshua is cute as button and does what most kids his ages does (sleeps, eats and poos – sometimes at the same time). I spent yesterday playing uncle and had a great time.

A more thorough year end review is in the making, but for now you can enjoy looking at the little bundle of joy!

A norf Landan hoodie!

Happy New Year,

Alex.

Supercar Experience

September 26th, 2011

So, I finally had my supercar driving experience (birthday pressie from Lorna) with 6th Gear Experience on Sunday and I have now added several ticks to the great list of driving musts:

I have now driven a Ferrari, Lamborghini, Aston Martin and Ariel.

On the technical side I have added 10 and 12 cylinder engines and modern flappy paddle gearboxes to the list. And a convertible (just realised I had never driven one!).

In order of appearance on the day:

Lamborghini Gallardo.
Still looks amazing and sounds absolutely glorious. I was driving a metallic blue one with blue interior. It was an early car that had some patina.

Driving position was awkward and the cabin claustrophobic – clearly not suited for someone of my height and build.

Driving it was, as can be expected exciting and quite an adjustment from the Micra. The sound, as mentioned, is fantastic and it certainly shifted well enough, but the steering felt vague and a bit disconnected and I had trouble gelling with it and this was not helped by my left knee rubbing against the steering wheel.

Verdict: 6/10

Ariel Atom.
Being strapped into some scaffolding and then told to be gently with the throttle as there is no ABS, TC, PS or anything remotely cosseting was very different. No creature comforts to speak off and the gearbox was a bit vague, but worked well enough.

Driving it was in a league all to itself. The acceleration, braking and cornering is unbelievable and the instructor was constantly urging me on as I simply could not convince my brain that I could corner so fast or brake so late without having an unfortunate high speed meeting with the scenery. It is loud, scary and incredibly fast and so intense and demanding I was almost glad when my three laps were up. It is a binary vehicle in every respect. Throttle, brakes and steering was either off or on. No slack, no give and no letting up. The feel is, unsurprisingly amazing. Everything comes through unfiltered with no delay and I’m sure given enough time driving it, it can make a hero of everyone such is the level of communication coming through the wheel, seat, eyes and ears.

Going around the outside of a Lambo coming off the first corner was definitely a laughing out loud moment.

Couldn’t live with it as an everyday proposition, but as a toy…

Verdict: 8/10

Ferrari F430 Spider.
Compared to the (admittedly older) Gallardo the F430 was quite a revelation. I could fit comfortably (although the roof was down, so not entirely sure it is a fair comparison) and the steering wheel adjustment meant my knees were not in the way. The flappy paddles are very intuitive and easy to use.

To drive it felt slow compared to the Ariel, but it still moved at a decent lick, was very easy to drive and the level of communication filtering through was better than I expected. When the flap in the exhausts open the sound went from wowsers to weeeeeeeeee!

It was my favourite drive of the day and was such an impressive and accomplished car. Combination of Corsa red and cream leather also hit the spot just so.

Verdict: 9/10

Aston Martin DB9 Convertible.
This should have been a V8 Vantage, but due to only one being available and the queues I was upgraded. Coming from the Ferrari it felt like a barge. Big, comfortable, cosseting and I was not sure whether I needed to wear some tweed to fit in (car was black with burgundy leather).

It felt like the slowest car and the communications oddly muted. The V12 sounded fantastic, but it was too big for the road. I’m sure it would be an ideal car for the cross continental cruise, but as a driving machine it was to remote, big and disconnected. Would still have one though.

Verdict: 6/10

As part of the package I also got a passenger hot lap in a Radical race car. This was mind alteringly fast. It made the rest of the cars feel like I had been pootling in first with the handbrake on. The G forces, acceleration and braking was out of this world. Mimicking my lap in the Ariel Atom, we overtook the very same Ariel on the outside through the first turn and at no point did the driver let up on the throttle, he just hammered through the gears taking the left, right combo at the end of the straight flat-out then braking so hard I’m glad I don’t wear glasses or have dentures. Otherwise I would still be searching the undergrowth for them. With no let up he hammered round the track and the final flourish was braking so hard for the pits I could do nothing but laugh like a maniac.

6th Gear Experience was well organised and things moved fairly well throughout the day.

There was no real caning of the cars, most of the track was done in 4th or higher so not quite Top Gear style driving. However, I’m happy to admit that even with the worst sting taken out of the power delivery I was still gobsmacked and felt things were moving really, really, REALLY fast at times.

I don’t actually know how fast I went, the few times I had a second to gaze down while on the straights I saw around 100-110 mph, but that really isn’t important.

All in all it was a superb way to start a Sunday, even if it meant getting up at 7.30 AM!

Alex.

Promotion

September 10th, 2011

A few weeks ago my boss (he doesn’t like the term) called me in for a talk. I figured, based on the office scuttlebutt that I was being made Senior Account Manager. So when I was offered the Head of Account Management role I was a little taken aback – hadn’t expected to replace my manager (I haven’t – he also moved up).

After a bit of thinking and talking to mum, dad and Lorna I accepted the position which became effective immediately.

So now I am suddenly in middle management and it opens up possibilities I had not expected to come my way for a while yet. It also means I get the opportunity to introduce some Anthropology in my work as I will have to work to improve processes, measure client satisfaction and generally figure out how to measure and qualify things that are not numbers. Very exciting.

The downside of having the promotion come through straight away is that I am currently doing two jobs – my old and my new. I’m busy recruiting for the team, but it will be a few months before things settle down and I can start focusing on all the things I am not doing as well as I would like because there are too much to do!

Anyway, just wanted to share!

Alex.

Riots

August 8th, 2011

Are kicking off very near to here. What is wrong with people? Tried to go get Lorna as Lewisham was apparently safe again, but when I got to Catford it was kicking off there and I had to turn around while several bottles shattered on the ground right next to the car (and the riod clad police).

Have seen looting and several small groups of people walking towards Catford dressed for the “occasion”. How do you get the idea that it is a good idea to join the riots?

Not exactly feeling very comfortable right now.

Bastards.

Alex.

What are the odds?

August 6th, 2011

While in Sweden last week with the family we had a rather fantastic experience I thought I would relate!

We were out walking, looking for a way to the lake so we could go swimming. While Mimi was busy feeding some cows grass, mum saw a woman come out of a house and walked over to ask directions. They talked a bit and the woman then said “oh, my husband is English” and brought him out. After a nice chat he offered us the use of his canoe, all we had to do was come by and pick up the keys.

We thanked them and walked on and thought nothing more of it until a few hours later when he walked up to the house we had rented (small place, everybody local knows it). He had recognised mum and dad from somewhere, but hadn’t remembered until then.

As it turns out, he is a north London Jewish lad who found love in Sweden, moved over and knows some of the same people Adam does, has gone to the same synagogues and have even been to a service (or two) with Shir Hatzafon (mum and dad’s congregation for those not in the know)!

Once the puzzle fell into place, he promptly invited us all over for dinner in his (very lovely) home and we had a lovely time with him and his wife.

Mum and dad had them over later after we left.

So, as per the title: what are the odds of walking up to a random house in a (very) small village in southern Sweden and finding that kind of connection? Answers on a post card please.

Alex.

1st anniversary

July 16th, 2011

Is today! I can’t believe it has been a full year already. It has been a wonderful first year together and I am looking forward to many more.

We’re off to celebrate later (when Lorna is back from work). I have made a few plans which are a surprise so no hints here yet.

For now I will leave you with a bit of poetry I wrote for her (not exactly the Bard, but it conveys what I wanted to say and doesn’t entirely rhyme…)

Paper says our first is past,
And though one is small,
In my heart it is vast.

One only stretches from nought to the first,
Though a distance very short,
It was in love fully immers’d.

Paper says our first is past,
Many more to come!
In my heart that is vast.

Have a good weekend,

Alex.

Happy Birthday to Me!

May 20th, 2011

Yup. 34 today. Also the first time since I started working fulltime (back in the heady days of ’97) that I have not had the day off.

I just spent the last 1½ hours quietly enjoying evo issue 158 (up to and including the “Letters” section) and it was bliss. Will now start cooking a luxurious King Prawn pasta dish for dinner as I think I deserve it. Lorna should be coming home soon too.

Tomorrow will be full of family and friends (alas without the Danish crew) and hopefully turn out to be a nice relaxed day in the sun.

Alex.

Having very little to write about

April 19th, 2011

I’ve been trying to figure out a topic that I wanted to write about today. It has been far too long since I last updated and every time I’m on here doing housekeeping (mainly deleting spam, adding books, etc.) I feel guilty about not writing another update. It is safe to say that I have moved very far from my original intention with the blog – although truth be told I am also in a very different place in my life.

It started out as a travel blog set up to avoid the tediousness of endless emails while I was in NZ and Oz back in the heady days of ’03 (and that was eight years ago! How time flies). The ambitions were big and I did manage to write a fair bit, even if it did not quite have the literary qualities I aspired to – I was far too busy having fun to spend time writing long blog posts, especially since I had devised a double entry system where one post detailed what I had done travelling and the other post had to contain some interesting observation and clever wittiness. Didn’t quite work and rereading them now, they are not exactly Shakespeare.

After my travels it was a clear ambition to have something clever to say on a range of topics. But again, my ambitions were bigger than my determination to make it work. Starting uni didn’t help as I suddenly found myself producing an endless stream of essays that took my time and gave me plenty to write about – unfortunately it wasn’t on here.

And so time flew. Lately I find myself with the odd idea popping into my head, but with my work schedule and a house to keep in some kind of order, there is precious little time to sit down and be clever. At least that is my excuse!

But still, my guilt remains (no thanks to reading other prolific bloggers’ blogs) and I thus promise (again) to try to shape up. Don’t hold your breath though, it is most likely an empty promise.

At least the warm weather is here! Today was a fantastic day and the sun was warm and nice.

Alex.

Pictures!

March 12th, 2011

I’ve finally gotten round to adding some pictures from the wedding and the honeymoon to Belize. You can find them under pictures in the menu to the right —————————>

Also, it is spring!

Lovely and all,

Alex.

PS. Happy birthday Tink!

You better Belize it!

February 12th, 2011

It was awesome! We have had such a fantastic time. We’ve been diving (very proud of how well Lorna coped despite being out of the water for years), climbed Mayan temples (hot work), been birding (no, it is not a euphemism for something dirty), seen crocs, iguanas and travelled (nearly) the length and width of the country. We feasted on fresh fish and seafood (a few lobsters might have gone down the gullet), drunk the local beer (Belikin) and tried the rums. We’ve crawled/swum/climbed/walked deep into a cave to look at Mayan pottery and skeletons and a whole host of more things. As soon as I’ve finished sorting the pictures, I will put up some of them.

I can really, really, REALLY, recommend Belize. It is such a nice place and life moves at a much more palatable pace than here in the rat run.

Alex.