Will the madness never stop?

February 5th, 2010

I just had a quick glance at Politikens website to see if anything exciting has happened in Denmark and immediately come across this article which details how the muppets in the Danish People’s Party (DF) wants to prohibit and punish the use of foreign languages in schools.

Apparently speaking in a foreign language during school hours, even if it is just a word should result in a warning, repeat offenders would get detention – and it would be up to the teachers to manage this.

This measure, if adopted, will surely aid integration of foreigners in Denmark – no question about it because we all know that nothing says welcome like a ban on your language. Never mind that it is probably not a bad idea that people can speak more than one language. And finally, as Sara pointed out: how will they manage teaching English, German, French, etc. in schools if the children are forbidden from talking in said languages?

When will the madness stop? When will the 16-17 % who vote for these idiots realise that they are doing both themselves and the country a massive disservice by continually making rules and regulations that alienate parts of the population? I’m so angry I could scream.

It is yet another thinly veiled attack on muslims from what can only be described as a thoroughly islamofobic and racist organisation and I am ashamed to say that they are taken seriously in Denmark. They should be laughed at and told to go stand in the naughty corner for being utter dunces.

Happy Friday!

Alex.

Job hunting

January 30th, 2010

Nearly 14 weeks since I moved to Birmingham and I am still looking for work. That is perhaps not very long in the given financial climate, but it is increasingly frustrating.

What really peeves me is the way things apparently work here in the UK. It seems that there are umptillion recruitment agencies out there and they all clamour for the same listings. When I search the job databases I find the same jobs posted on several dates by several agencies with different titles, fairly similar text and different reference numbers. So rather than find interesting jobs, I get to spend hours making sure I am not applying to the same job through several agencies and when you ring them they are less than helpful. Most often, despite promises otherwise, they do not ring you back.

What happened to common courtesy? If you promise someone to ring them back you do, even if it is just to tell them that they didn’t make the cut.

Rant over.

Alex.

Defamation the movie

January 13th, 2010

was on More4 yesterday evening. A lot has been said about it previously, calling it everything from “irreverent and interesting” (in Danish only) to “[a] perverse, personal, political perspective and a missed opportunity to document a serious and important issue” (more press available here). Obviously the information presented in the film has a sender and an angle and whether it is the correct one or not I will leave up to the individual to decide. I do think that it highlights something very important about contemporary politics and judaism and is well worth watching.

My main concern though and what I wanted to write about today is the visit to Poland by the Israeli high school class. I have two issues with what was portrayed.

To be frank it was scary to hear the amount of misguided and downright wrong information they were being fed by the guides and security staff. Telling them that they were in danger as soon as they were outside Israel is wrong and creates nothing but ill will and prejudice which in turn does nothing to aid understanding and communication. Scaremongering, with stories of neo-nazi’s knocking on hotel doors looking for jews, does not help either and I think the effect on the children is clear. One scene that springs to mind was with the old men on the bench. According to the translation (I don’t speak Polish) the old man tried to ask if the girls were from Israel in a perhaps not entirely nice way not helped by the lack of a common language. One girl quickly pulls the other away and within (what appears to be minutes) the story is retold as “nearly getting into a fight” and that the old man had called them “bitches” or similar. Where was the anti-semitism in that encounter? How did the story get so warped so quickly? It would appear that they were constantly on the lookout for evil-doers and people out to get them whether they were there or not. This also echoes another clip with the visit to the Anti Defamation League and the assemblyman in New York – is a cop talking about finishing some “Jewish shit” on the phone being anti-semitic or merely stupid? Was the stones thrown at the school bus a religiously motivated attack or just dumb and dangerous pranks? And is it really anti-semitic not to be able to get time off work for holidays?

My second and biggest concern was with the way the high school kids were being pushed to feel something when they visited concentration camps and sites of massacres. It appeared as if they were being asked to wallow in the history and if they didn’t feel anything or didn’t cry it was wrong.

I doubt many people can visit a place like Auschwitz and not feel the weight of what happened there, but the one scene where one of the girls is sad because she hasn’t “felt it” yet is simply disgusting, especially the guide telling her that it will come. It appears to be indoctrination forcing the children to connect emotionally with the past and the scenes of all of them crying are hideous. I am all for being taught about history and learning from it, but I seriously do not think that this kind of emotional blackmail and forced connectedness does anything to help anyone. If anything I would suggest it enforces an “us vs. them” attitude.

I think that the guides, teachers and security staff use the trip as a vehicle for spreading and enforcing mistrust and hatred of non-jews. In my opinion they are doing their charges and the wider community a disservice and it should be stopped. Remember the past, learn from it, but do not forget to leave it behind you. It is not healthy for someone several generations removed from the events to wallow in them to such a degree and it does not aid in moving on – but it would appear that that is not what is wanted in the first place.

Alex.

The failure of COP15

December 19th, 2009

So. The conference is over and Denmark’s prime minister Lars Løkke Rasmussen is left standing with a lot of egg on his face because the conference failed to deliver. Already the various news sources are busy assigning blame, spinning the very meagre results as a positive and a “promising beginning” and in the days to come I am sure we’ll see plenty of statements, press releases and other “material” designed to distance all the involved parties from blame and we’ll also see fingers being pointed at “the others” for not wanting to cooperate.

I think that climate change is partially man-made. The climate has never been stable and fixed, but based on my understanding of the science, which is based on the news like most other people’s, I think we have a hand in changing things. I don’t think that it takes much brain to figure this out. We have introduced a number of factors into the atmosphere and surely they must have an effect. A simple example I would suggest is pouring milk in a cup of coffee. By introducing a new factor you change the mixture and that will have consequences. In the case of coffee you will change the taste, colour and presumably temperature of the concents. I think the climate works on a similar concept. What the consequences are I cannot quite fathom, but I think we need to address our pollution issues. So this is then my position on climate change. I am for doing something.

But the idea of this entry is to look at why the talks have failed so spectaculary ending with everybody declaring a narrow nationalistic position despite the problems being global no matter who has done the most or least damage. In deciding what to do it doesn’t matter if the US has polluted five times more than China or Russia. That does not mean that the Chinese or Russians are allowed to “catch up” with the US before having to match their targets. If ever there was a time to knuckle down and let the broadest shoulders carry the most weight surely this is now.

I think the premise of the conference was flawed beyond salvation because it was left up to politicians to do the deciding. I realise that they (for the most part) are the elected leaders of their respective nations, but they are also “built” to work in a narrow nationalistic “us first and most” mindset which was brilliantly exhibited by the Chinese premier’s statement that their national interest is paramount to the climate. It shows that while he surely understand the real-politik of his home he hasn’t quite grasped the global consequences as others more or less overtly followed suit the conference collapsed.

The result is a statement of intent which is neither far reaching enough nor binding in any way. It will be yet another pile of papers assigned to obscurity and academic scrutiny but without any effect in the real world.

I don’t really have any solutions to put forth except to suggest that when we have another go at a climate conference in the very immediate future nations are not represented by politicians but by someone else who can see beyond their own borders. Obviously this is a dangerous path to embark on but it is time for change and something needs doing.

We are rapidly coming to a point where “national interests” no longer can be accepted as reasons for not taking part in solving the world’s problems, be they climate related or not. No matter how big you build the walls around your nation you cannot escape the fact that we still share a single planet with no spares available. Whether fair or not what you do or don’t do can and will have global consequences, if not for your directly then for others and the opposite obviously applies.

It is time to stop letting money rule the world and turn our focus to preserving ourselves and our planet because we have no other options.

While I wait for the next conference I am fervently hoping that the leaders of the world get their acts together and prove me and all the other cynics wrong. Show us that you can make decisions that are both binding and have consequences even if they might be unpopular with your people at home. With great power comes great responsibility and now is the time to step up!

Alex.

Avatar

December 17th, 2009

I went to see James Cameron’s Avatar 3D spectacular yesterday with Miam, Dave and Lixi. I won’t go in to the plot here, except to say that it was (unsurprisingly) quite American in design, but the visuals and the 3D effects were frankly amazing.

It was my first experience of 3D films and while there were some annoyances (which I will get to in a minute) I did find myself almost swatting motes floating in front of my face so there is no question that it works! The movie is truly one for the big screen with stunning graphics and imagery that leave you gasping – big thumbs up to the visual effects department for creating a very convincing and capturing environment. They have clearly borrowed some ideas from the oceans (the floating spirit thingies look quite a lot like jellyfish and the disappearing red “plants” in the beginning can be experienced on most coral reefs (certainly all I have dived on have had them).

I thoroughly enjoyed it (and others agree), but my main concern was with the 3D glasses. I experimented a bit with taking them on and off during the beginning and without them most things doubled up and looked fuzzy with them there was a “true” 3D experience and it was employed very creatively adding to the wow-factor. However, I was a bit disappointed because wearing the glasses meant that I had to turn my head to keep the images in focus. Some of that is down to us sitting too close to the screen (I would ideally have been 4-5 rows further back), but even then it wouldn’t have been good enough. Some of the imagery also came across as fuzzy and slightly out of focus, but as the movie ramped up that did slide in the background except for a few times when it became very obvious. There is a definite need to develop the glasses further, but it is a promising beginning I think.

So, is this the future of cinema? Will 3D movies be the way forward? Yes and no I think. With improvements (which I imagine will be coming quickly over the next few years) it might help entice more people to go and experience the “big picture” and the effects. But I suspect that it will be for a limited genre. It works well with this kind of film and similar action/adventure films that can make effective use of it. I do not think that it will be a selling point for the next Austen adaptation or family drama, but that is okay. Rather than wholesale adaptation I hope they will use it intelligently in films where it will add more than a label on the poster saying “in 3D”. Just like all movies do not need surround sound, not all movies will need to be in 3D.

Having said all that, I can highly recommend it! It is an impressive and entertaining piece of work on many levels and I suspect it will sweep the Oscars’ like some of Cameron’s previous large scale work (e.g. Titanic), but hopefully not for best script.

Alex.

Stupid advertising III

December 7th, 2009

Is there no limit to the stupidity allowed in advertising? Just saw one of my all time hate adverts and decided to rant a bit about it. It is the stupid Ferrero Rocher people again. Apparently we had to move on from the ambassador spoiling us all. Now the cheap boring chocolates are the gods’ treat that they sort of “whoopsie” dropped over the side of what appears to be Olympos and it fell to earth and people rejoiced. Except. When they don’t. The gods are apparently miffed that they no longer have Ferrero Rocher to themselves.

Now. Where to start? Well. How about that the Greeks/Romans and their associated pantheons didn’t have chocolate? Even very unkeen students of history will know that chocolate made its debut on the European circuit with one mr. Columbus who discovered America about a thousand years after the fall of the Roman Empire.

Secondly the whole concept in the ad is a complete rip-off stolen from mythology, probably “inspired” by the story of Prometheus and then “made funny” by overpaid underbrained ad execs.

I just get so annoyed. There are no limits to stupidity apparently.

(and before you say it I will: it made me remember the product – but I surely will not buy it. Just to spite them)

Alex.

Dreaming

November 25th, 2009

It is not often that I remember my dreams and rarer still three days in a row. Just to warn you one of them does contain images of a sexual nature. Here goes:

First dream (with sexual content, those faint of heart or spirit, jump to two)
I was at a party or something like a party and some girl wanted to snuggle. I remember pulling her pants off, then noticing that she had the head of one of my exes but not the body. We then snuggled in a non-sexual way because despite her nakedness it wasn’t cheating. I woke up feeling incredibly guilty and immediately confessed to Lorna who mainly mock pouted and thought me silly.

Second dream (nothing sexual here, but now with animals!)
I was sitting in my friend Caroline’s living room and she was in the kitchen/bedroom/bathroom/wherever. She then walks in the room and I complain to her that her kitten Nemo is trying to dominate (so as to take my place in the hierarchy) me by constantly biting my fingers. She looks at me a little weirdly and then says “but he is at my parents’ house”. As soon as she says it I can see that it is in fact a very big golden retriever puppy and it is sitting in my lap with it’s head on my right shoulder. I woke up feeling rather stupid for mistaking a big puppy for a small kitten.

Third dream (now with Egyptians or some other ancient people)
I was walking around some ruins with some archaeologists and looking for signs of something (what do I know? I am not an archaeologist) when we come upon some mosaics on a wall. They are a bit dirty and dusty but on the whole complete. The archaeologists are very excited because the mosaic is a perfect picture of TV2s (a Danish tv-station) test picture. You know the one with the clock and the circle and squares and different colours (but for obvious reasons without the beeping sound or the more modern radio broadcast – it is a stone mosaic after all). They decide that this means that the Egyptians (or whatever they were) must have had television (never mind that TV2 didn’t broadcast a single image until 1988 nor that the Egyptians or whatever didn’t have electricity. Perhaps we’d stumpled upon the fabled Atlantis?). We search some more and walk down some steps in to a cave of sorts which opens up onto a cinema where all the Egyptians (or whatever they were) are sitting down to watch a movie. Slightly confused I woke up.

Meanwhile the job hunting continues and I am going for a checkup at the dentist’s tonight.

Merry Wednesday!

Alex.

World politics

November 8th, 2009

I was reading an article in yesterday’s Guardian about the pending climate brouhaha in Copenhagen. It dealt chiefly with how unfair the “show” is and how they will spend endless hours debating even the minutest points in what appears to be a war of attrition. The richer you are, the more people you can throw at the negotations and thus wear your opponents down. Despite the topics being global and not bound by our arbitrary borders the article leaves me with the impression that all the rich nations are trying to dodge as much responsibility as possible.

But that is not what this was to be about. Reading about the various levels of representation got me thinking. Is there a way of doing this that levels the playing field and gives even the poorest of nations a voice? It seems blatantly unfair that we (in a Western sense) can dominate and control the entire negotiations because we can afford to. Where is the morality of letting those affected get a say too?

My first idea was just to give everyone the same amount of negotiators. Say 10 pr. nation. In one fell swoop you eliminate the “more money, more people” aspect. But it immediately also raises other points of representation. Is it fair that a 1+ billion Chinese are represented by the same amount of people as 5,5 million Danes? Perhaps not. At the same time many developing nations struggle to even send two people so they would still be left high and dry (or rather low and wet if we’re to believe science).  While equal numbers might seem a leveller you still then have to contend with the difference in behind-the-scenes resources and the level of education of the negotiators.

My second idea was to make a matched system instead. Everyone is free to bring as many negotiators as they like. But for every person you bring to negotiate or act as behind-the-scenes specialist you have to bring another one which you lend free of charge to the poorest or least represented nations to help them get a fair chance in the proceedings. In this way the 450 European delegates would be matched by 450 helping the 50-odd nations who can only send one or two people (and those who can’t even afford to send one).

There are obvious pitfalls in this idea. Not least about where people’s loyalties lie. Can you demand that they represent another nation than their own and can they do it fairly? How do you avoid bias? Will you be able to claim fair proceedings in this way?

In the long term there is an alternative. We pay for their education. Have the Maldivians represent themselves, but their education and expenses is paid for by one of the rich nations in a matched system. That way you might minimize the problem of representation and loyalties but the downside is that it is going to take many years before the first “bunch” is ready to be cast out into the sea of diplomatic negotiations.

Using the above system you could then turn the whole concept on it’s head and decide that the nations most affected by climate change got the most negotiators. I can think of several “fair” additions to this system, but the problem is, that because everybody is looking out for themselves you risk that major players withdraw from the negotiations because they loose control and thereby become vulnerable to changes being wrought upon them rather than dictated by them.

Another very important point the article raises is about language. All the negotiations are in English which is fine for the US, UK, Canada and most of the major European countries. Not so for the poorest nations for whom two people might be all they can muster and English might be their second or third language – again it conveys an unfair advantage on the rich. Here there is a fairly straightforward solution. Negotiations must be held in a “neutral” language. Why not decree that it has to be in Esperanto (or Klingon for that matter)? If we choose Esperanto it will mean that nobody has a language advantage (once everybody has learnt Esperanto) and puts them at an equal disadvantage (for a while at least).

The easiest solution to it all is obviously that we all come together as one world and start thinking about surviving as a species rather than who can wangle the biggest CO2 quotas and dodge the most responsibility in the name of “progress” and “economics”. That scenario is unfortunately best left to the more starry eyed sci-fi writers and dreamers.

But maybe a way forward could be a combination of the matched negotiators and “neutral” language. It is an idea, a good one methinks. I am sure that it can be improved though. Who is with me? Who wants to help improve my idea?

Happy Remembrance Day,

Alex.

Customer service…

October 23rd, 2009

just to finish the story. The good man from British Gas did indeed just ring to give me the account details. Again: this is what customer service is supposed to be. Others: pay attention!

Merry Friday to all,

Alex.

More woes (and proper service for a change)

October 21st, 2009

And today the saga continues.

It started with a phone call yesterday from dad. They had received a letter from Uni saying that because I was 2,5 credits short, they couldn’t issue my diploma – I was missing a course. Thing is. I have taken the course.

So this morning I called the department secretary and she promised to fix things and again request that they also correct the other mistakes on my transcript. For some reason my end of fieldwork essay has been renamed “Furme & Longbridge” rather than the correct “Future 4 Longbridge”. Furme is apparently (according to google) a family name among other things, but it has nothing to do with my essay. We’ll see if they manage to sort things out.

Yesterday I received a letter from the Department of Works and Pensions (DWP) with the date for my National Insurance (NI) interview. As that had my name and my English address on them, I called Barclay’s to confirm it as valid ID. “No problem” said the man on the telephone. “Just pop down to your local branch and it should be okay” he continued. And so I did. Except the local branch is closed on Wednesdays. So I cycled to another branch. And they said that it wasn’t the correct letter from the DWP because they could only accept a letter granting me my NI number. So. Thwarted again. The easiest way to get an account explained the man was to get my name on a utility bill. Not very easy when I can’t pay for them on a Danish credit card. But try I would.

So I go home and call Virgin who provide our broadband. “Sure” said the man on the phone. “We can add you to the bill. No problem. But we need the registered payee to contact us”. I then call Lorna, give her the number and details so she can call them. Two minutes later she rings back. Virgin can only accept one name on the bill and would charge £20 do change it. Somehow a slightly different message than I got. Thwarted for the second time in less than an hour. No points for guessing if we’re staying on with them when we move.

Only one utility company left to call. British Gas who supply (you guessed) gas and electricity. And after 15 minutes on the telephone with their customer service I am gobsmacked. For the first time (and I have blogged about this before, here and here) and after a rather poor performance from both Barclay’s and Virgin, I get to speak to a friendly helpful person who not only knows his job, but is actually able to help me! “You want to be added to the bill, no problem”. We did meter readings, closed the existing accounts, set up new accounts and voila, everything is peachy. Unfortunately it can take a couple of weeks for the welcome letter to come through, so he suggested he keep an eye on the system and ring me back on Friday or Saturday with the account details! What. A. Wonderful. Person! A very big thank you to the very helpful customer service at British Gas!

It has definitely brightened my day.

Alex.